My parents never had "the talk" with me.
and yet, I know almost everything there is to know. & MORE.
Don't just fuck the police.
gunmcfist: Take the police on a romantic dinner date, and really win them over. Over the course of the next few months, slowly win the absolute affection of the police. Make the police fall in love with you, make the police unable to imaging life without you. Eventually, once your relationship has reached the apex of perfection, tenderly make love to the police. Make the police want you. ...